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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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clannyphantom:

i cant believe she gave him her whole net worth

clannyphantom:

i cant believe she gave him her whole net worth

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erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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peaceful-moon:

420drugsandtits:

r-trees:

Old guy with a rabbit on his head smoking a joint. Sounds about right

The rabbit got them stoner eyes lol

me 50 years in the future

peaceful-moon:

420drugsandtits:

r-trees:

Old guy with a rabbit on his head smoking a joint. Sounds about right

The rabbit got them stoner eyes lol

me 50 years in the future

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asammyg:

Cut the Ernie.

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sitsinchairs:

PLEASE LET 19 BE THE QUESTION NUMBER AND NOT THE ANSWER.

sitsinchairs:

PLEASE LET 19 BE THE QUESTION NUMBER AND NOT THE ANSWER.

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hanyuuapologist:

rikaapologist:

memes2k9:

akutabi:

my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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